joey (jō′ē), noun
1. Male with spiked hair, wears only Affliction or TapOut shirts, might be caught wearing white dress shoes, tends to spike his hair super high, talks like he is from long island or jersey (original joeys originate from long island and jersey) thinks very highly of himself, talks in the third person, drinks an exorbitant amount of alcohol, calls his friends bro, looks at himself in every mirror he comes across, "hangs out" at the gym, worries about his calves, wears a hat with a straight bill, thinks every girl wants to sleep with him.
See also tool, frat boy, douche
If you come across a joey in live person, make sure to shout "Joey!" so everyone knows to watch out.
This weekend in Dallas we had a run in with an ultimate Joey. Kathleen shot him down and he decided to yell at us. We handled it appropriately by shouting Joey! and insulting his ridiculous choice of jewelry.
